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My new headcanon is that now that Dirk is a Prince, all his horses have anime hair. Your Prince is awake, your shit is wrecked 21013 Update
dumbmusclehypnojockboy: hypnopisssub: I am starting a new tag to avoid having to say the obvious every reblog No Words Required As Dirk came back to his senses, he thought, “Whoa, dude! What the fuck happened?! Last thing I remember is putting
zillyh00: tinkerlu: dirk—-strider: tinkerlu: welcome to karkat’s princess cupcake party where no one is invited and he just sits and eats cupcakes and fucking ENJOYS himself like a goddamn princess SHOULD
intensehentais: no dicks today but have some otp scribbles i made for an anon ; u ;
dirk-loves-spanks-licks-ass: no, no cumming today
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
NO FUCK DIRK STOP NO GET OFF OF ME NOONONONONONONONONONONONO NO STOP IT. NO PUT– DOWN PUT ME DOWN NO NO ON THE FLOOR YES ON THE FLOOR AAAuuuGGGHH NO NONONONONONONON DONT DROP ME JESuS. ((im shipping wrong but i dont GIVE A FUCK))
lychgate: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: dirk-dirkleton: lychgate: here if you didnt like my last joke im sure this one will hit the funny bone nO OH MY GOD I REALLY WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STOP WITH THE NINA JOKES ALREADY I TAKE THIS ANIME WAY TOO FUCKING
I'm a leaf in the stream of creation
arwamachine:Just so we’re clear, when people say protect the cinnamon roll, Dirk Gently is the cinnamon roll
daottlinh: No. 81 / 100 people drawing challenge
potato-lord-but-not:This post started going around a lil bit and I was like oh no now everyone’s seeing that awful drawing of Dirk—(it’s not the worst but still) so here’s a redemption drawing with an added jacket that I got after I drew the first
skimmeh:Random lil doodle fanart cos I kinda love this show And no one I know has seen it … Am sad :’D Also frick the shirts is a bit wroung ah well
psychosassicvampire:No! No, shut up! You don’t get to talk!
friedkins: My childhood was kinder than yours. I studied the sword, but between that there was singing… dancing. Yeah, no dancing for me. I was alone for a long time.
roundndesperate: Cronus: embrace humanity. by Laylah - Homestuck, Cronus/Dirk: group sex, sex club, kink negotiation, light dom/sub, come inflation“You try to dress nice. How do you dress nice for a sex club? You have no fucking idea. But you’ve
eggplantallweek: wjacks: Nick Capra screwin Dirk Caber. No downside here! ACTIVE GAY PORN BLOG. 24/7 POSTS! Cum shoot your thick load at www.eggplantallweek.com
thediaryoflaurapalmer: You’re not Dirk Gently? No.
thesunmaid: dirky! he didnt see your- NO he didn’t… or… at least I don’t think he did. dirk, the showers are communal, you know
playbunny: I have no idea what this is I was just shitting around and drew a glitchy Dirk for some reason haha
oh gosh i just thought what if there is no nepeta and equius fusion and what if roxy gets nepetasprite, dirk gets equiusprite, and jane gets feferisprite
albrii: sorry no shades for you dirk
dirk-ebooks: Making AUs is hard when you have no concept of character design!
chibigaia-art: you fool no one, Dirk👀 [Commissions page!]
revolutionaryduelist: hummingbirdbandit: Daily reminder that Dirk Strider spent 16 years of his life isolated in an apartment building with no other living creatures to interact with, only remaining sane through delving through the archives of the dead
Where is the lie
nsfwartsorryiguess: There’s no good smut of these two :(
..I have no idea B)
goosewhisperer: strideer: mistakeofgrandeur: goosewhisperer: findingmeenah: amperehope: findingmeenah: hrrgh Up for some Davecest? yes sir can i come too aint no party without me gettin my fuckin anime on Hey now kids, don’t be leaving
zenellyraen: gemiblu: akitsu-47: I meant to draw TavVri but then this came out. richie i completely agree with that gif oh my god
antemrd: BOYFRIENDSMASK KISSINGYESAHHHH THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DRAW SORRY I HAVE NO TABLET CRIES
madragingven: oh no update art
thecacklingblueboho replied to your post: at least they are canon!! omfg coconut head made my sides hurt BUT YES THEY WERE BUT UGH NO I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY T-T ;)) shooshpaps they still are they just have to sort things out :’) Dirk tends
marrionettekind: you jumped the gun
santasta: why don’t you come say hello?
hussie420: all right, what. no wait hey happy 413
Anonymous asked you: What if, suddenly, DirkJake? what if yes
I’m just trying to make the updates a bit happie r If that death doesn’t count as just or heroic he’d have to come back eventually,no?
tata-evans: I tried to make Jake too but i failed I failed with u ;-; So lets pretend Dirk is thinking about his lil baby uvu ommg no it’s ok shh I like your Dirk, such a cute style!! <3
BEN!!
will I ever get tired of drawing people in weird shirts
you called finding Dirk I need a moment
sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^) [trolls version]
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
there’s no escape from Christmas sweaters >:^)
when u spot a rare Dirk with unstyled hair you have to take pics and then run for it
somebody mentioned a spiderman kiss and I remembered of this silly hero au so this somehow happened and yEAh
oh no he’s cute..
the most serious kingdom B)
fhabhotdamncobs: malemotive: Christof and Dirk W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)
![chibigaia-art: you fool no one, Dirk👀 [Commissions page!]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/5b1cb8dddc83b730becd0a146321b4e9/tumblr_p9nlevirPC1rckyeco1_250.png)
![sometimes I change them but yeah when they’re all the same age, sorta like this :^) [trolls version]](https://31.media.tumblr.com/92e50d3b6f2c307b26834aaf1344de48/tumblr_nakzjfpp421r9ee9go3_250.png)
